Whiteout

What is cold, lame, and has a weak plot? You guessed it, Whiteout. The ravishing Kate Beckinsale again stars in another snoozer and is slowly losing a place in my heart as a good actress. I can't really blame her, although she did only have a PG-13 shower scene, the writing and supporting cast really bit the big one here.

This dud takes place in Antarctica right before the big "whiteout", or huge ass snow storm, occurs and everybody on the icy mass has to leave for the next 6 months. Of course, somebody dies and only Kate and a few of her crew can save the day. It just so happens that they miss the last plane out so they are stuck with the killer for the remainder of the time but who is the guilty one? I'm biting my tongue because I want to save you the 90 minutes that you waste watching this movie but I won't. If you do go see it, I will give you one spoiler, the plot is not about weapons it's about something so much more cliche.

Bottom line: don't go see it. The ending really isn't that great at all, come to think about it neither is the beginning or middle. Huh. Anyways, there really is nothing good about this movie and I probably should have listened to Rottentomoatoes when they gave this movie a 7%. I'll give it higher but not much...Whiteout earns a feeble F+. Ouch.