I should have guessed that the director of Aeon Flux would make another really stupid, horrible, poorly made movie...at least it wasn't as bad as Uwe Boll, probably the worst director to ever live. Jennifer's Body wasn't too far behind it though. Sure it has every guy's fantasy girl, Megan Fox, in it but she really sucks in a leading role. She should drop acting about as much as her crappy attitude.
That being said, this movie is about a beautiful and very stupid girl who likes to flirt with boys and get into trouble. She goes out to a run down bar to see this really awesome band (sarcasim), more specifically the hunky lead singer, played by Adam Brody, only to have the bar burn to the ground during the middle of his set. Boo Hoo. So she gets in his van only to find out that she is going to be a sacrifice to Satan so Adam's band can be famous. Winning plot I know but wait there's more. She ends up becoming a flesh eating bitch possessed by a demon and the only way she can remain herself is to rip people open with her razor sharp teeth. She does this by seducing the boys in her class and luring them to secluded areas so she feast. Then her best friend discovers her secret and decides to stop her because her boyfriend is the next victim. Plot spoiler, boyfriend dies in the most dramatic and cliche kinda way.
Please, I beg you do not go see this movie. Because I loved Juno I will forgive Ms. Cody for writing this real piece of shit (oops did I just say that?) and wish her luck on the next gig. Megan Fox is not a lead actress and should probably stick to a more supporting role or porno. I can't give Jennifer's Body anything higher than a F.
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